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The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

  1. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
  2. "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
  3. "So -- what are you wearing?"
  4. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
  5. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."
  6. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
  7. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
  8. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
  9. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
  10. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
  11. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
  12. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

Date & Time Posted 8:28 AM, Sunday, 4 June 2006, by Faber Optimé.
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