- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
- Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.
- If you are really good, you will get out of it.
- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
- Following the rules will not get the job done.
- When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
- The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
Posted 3:16 PM, Sunday, 28 May 2006, by Faber Optimé.
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